T-2 days

We're almost ready to leave. Bags are packed (okay, not quite). Hotels are booked (well, only in a few places). Our apartment has been left in a reasonable condition for our subleters (not yet, but I have high hopes for the next 48 hours) and we have successfully learned Spanish, Italian and Turkish (I have not even cracked the spine on our phrasebooks yet, but that's what an 11 hour overseas plane ride is for right?).